Total Medals Earned: 560 (From 105 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,940 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (65/200 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/375 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/115 points)
Medals Earned: 8/44 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/115 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/190 points)
Medals Earned: 13/30 (95/360 points)
Medals Earned: 16/20 (825/1,005 points)
Destroy a Block
Kill a Critter
Collect a Weapon Box.
Complete any stage.
Destroy Newgrounds!
Destroy a Cupcake
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Destroy the Happy Sun
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
View the COMBOS page.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Collect 100 diamonds.
Complete chapter 1.
Kill 300 enemies.
Collect 5 heart crystals.
Collect 5 red diamonds.
Climb 500m in escape mode.
Kill 1000 enemies.
Collect 15 red diamonds.
Collect all 17 heart crystals.
Collect 5000 diamonds.
Complete chapter 7.
Climb 1000m in escape mode.
Swim 1000m in Tadpole Mode (under minigames)
Collect 25000 diamonds.
Collect all 35 red diamonds.
Climb 1500m in escape mode.
Complete normal boss rush mode.
Run 2000m in Runner Mode (under minigames)
Climb 2000m in escape mode.
Complete heroic boss mode.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Fall to the world below.
Touch 100 flowers.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
guess it!!!
see 5 phase medal description!!!
passed 5 phase, i think i dont need to give more description!!!
guess it!!!!
am I too lazy to write correct description???
just see the medal name!!!
same as before!!!
my dream is become popular guy, how about you???
no need to say, how to unlock this medal
max the handling, no more to say!!!
i know you must know how to get this!!!
refuel several times to unlock this!!!
make the target real quick!!!
